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Post by Orennana on Feb 7, 2014 13:39:34 GMT
We interrupt your browsing of this message board to bring you the following public service announcement. A news agency, Orennana One, has been established in the country's capital, Cardinia. This is the place where you will find all of the country's top stories, as well as anecdotes which may or may not have international significance. More news on this story as it breaks. Normal message board browsing will now be resumed. |
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Post by Orennana on Feb 8, 2014 13:41:18 GMT
WAR RAGES BETWEEN PAPAL STATES AND FASCIST ITALY
How will His Majesty respond? It has been announced today that the Greater Papal States and Fascist Italy are at war. His Majesty the King responded with this message: Reporters from Orennana One could not contact any government officials to expand on the situation; however, it would appear that this country should brace itself for war. |
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Post by Orennana on Feb 10, 2014 10:27:13 GMT
GRILLED CHEESE RUNNING LOW - NATIONAL DISASTER OR CREATIVE GOLDMINE? The number of manufacturers of grilled cheese in Orennana has fallen to an all-time low, leaving the nation's favourite foodstuff in short supply. Graham Hartley, CEO of Cheesey Peasey, stated: "The grilled cheese industry is failing its loyal customers, there's no doubt about that. However, my brother has recently set up a company based around gourmet ready-meals. Maybe the grilled cheese shortage is just a good reason for a bit more creativity in the food market." Placard-waving protesters outside the Cheesey Peasey factory, however, disagreed. "What do we want?" "GRILLED CHEESE!" "When do we want it?" "WHENEVER THE $!#@ WE WANT!" they chanted. More on this story as it develops. |
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Post by The Nomadic People of Deep Web on Feb 11, 2014 18:04:03 GMT
(OOC): Synthesize your grilled cheese!
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Post by Orennana on Feb 18, 2014 15:12:37 GMT
PAPAL STATES UNDER NEW GOVERNMENT
WHAT WILL THIS MEAN FOR THE "SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP"? Following the Treaty of Paris, which has been debated over the past few days, the Pope has been forced to step down as head of state in the Papal States, now known informally as France. Returning from the treaty talks, His Majesty the King had this to say to Orennana One:
More on this story as it develops. |
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Post by Orennana on Feb 26, 2014 9:34:28 GMT
NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS, CLAIM MINISTERS
In response to a slow news day, government officials are claiming all is well
Government officials in Cardinia today announced that the lack of news across the Western Assembly recently is, in fact, a good thing.
"There's no wars going on, no famines, no droughts, nothing!" claims Secretary of State Albert Williams. "It's a time of great peace and prosperity!"
Protesters outside the Orennana One main building this morning disagreed, however. "This is censorship, plain and simple!" cried protester Mervyn Underwood, who did not wish to be named. "We demand to know what's going on in the wider world! I mean, who ever heard of a time when there wasn't some major event happening in some foreign country? It's outrageous!"
The Foreign Office is frantically searching it's records to see if there is any information on the situation in foreign lands which might be newsworthy. More on this story when, and indeed if, it breaks. |
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